Hi there all you nice peopleses on the internet! I'm Tommy, but you can call me Tommy. Because you're all my friends! Unless we've never met, then you're a stranger, and I'm not supposed to talk to strangers...wait, or is that I'm not supposed to give stangers candy? I always get them mixed up.
Well anyways, September 9th is Jimmys birthday. He's turning 10 years old, even though he's already 10 years old now... somehow. I don't know how he turns the same age every birthday, but I mean, my Mom does the same thing, so I guess it's possible. Maybe one day I'll understand when I grow up, but wait a minute, if I never get older, than I won't get older enough to ever understand! Oh no! Okay, jest hold on a sec, I need a little time to think about this...(mutters)...Okay, I'm better now. Phew.
Anyway, I thought it would be fun if we did something happy for Jimmy's happy birthday!
So here's what you can do for Jimmys birthday hulabaloo bulooza bash! Can you please send me a recording of your obssession of Jimmy? What's that Sam? Oh Sam says I should say can you please send me a recording of your impression of Jimmy.Wouldn't that be fun! Or you could send me a drawing of Jimmy to put a smile on his face. IN fact you could even draw a smile on his face! Hows about that?
Anyway, I better finish typing this because this is a lot of words to write for a 7 years old like me. See ya later alligator! Ha ha, that's a hilarious totally genuine original joke Jimmy taught me! :) You can pass it on if you wanted to, I don't own no copyrights to it. :)
Send your recordings or drawings to our email at email@example.com by September 8th, please!
TomMe Hoomer, :)
7 yearses old.
71 Fictitious Drive
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